Yesterday, 2:47 p.m.:
Mommy 9: The baby totally shifted and his head is RIGHT ON MY BLADDER. I can barely walk right now.
Me: Really? When is he due?
Mommy 9: December 15th.
Me: That's what YOU think. He's so coming early.
Mommy 9: Don't SAY that.
Me: No, I'm serious. He's on his way. AS WE SPEAK.
Yesterday, 11:32 p.m., voicemail:
"I just had the baby. Can you start tomorrow morning?"
And so began Day 1!