27 October 2008

And that's how to get a job.

Yesterday, 2:47 p.m.:

Mommy 9: The baby totally shifted and his head is RIGHT ON MY BLADDER. I can barely walk right now.

Me: Really? When is he due?

Mommy 9: December 15th.

Me: That's what YOU think. He's so coming early.

Mommy 9: Don't SAY that.

Me: No, I'm serious. He's on his way. AS WE SPEAK.

Yesterday, 11:32 p.m., voicemail:

"I just had the baby. Can you start tomorrow morning?"

And so began Day 1!


fearlesschef said...

I'll be calling you should a baby ever shift and I need a prediction for arrival.

deee said...

a preemie!?!
are you a live-in nanny now?

Liv said...

wow! Kudos to you! :)

Gina said...

What the F? Are you the Baby Whisperer?

Mezzo SF said...

I agree with Gina - you're totally the baby whisperer. that is hilarious. but of COURSE you have those types of magical powers.

forget magic 'shrooms. you're a magic 'srona. lolll