Yesterday, 2:47 p.m.:
Mommy 9: The baby totally shifted and his head is RIGHT ON MY BLADDER. I can barely walk right now.
Me: Really? When is he due?
Mommy 9: December 15th.
Me: That's what YOU think. He's so coming early.
Mommy 9: Don't SAY that.
Me: No, I'm serious. He's on his way. AS WE SPEAK.
Yesterday, 11:32 p.m., voicemail:
"I just had the baby. Can you start tomorrow morning?"
And so began Day 1!
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5 comments:
I'll be calling you should a baby ever shift and I need a prediction for arrival.
a preemie!?!
are you a live-in nanny now?
wow! Kudos to you! :)
What the F? Are you the Baby Whisperer?
I agree with Gina - you're totally the baby whisperer. that is hilarious. but of COURSE you have those types of magical powers.
forget magic 'shrooms. you're a magic 'srona. lolll
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