Omg guess who is sleeping in my guest bedroom as I type?? GUESS!
Okay, I'll tell you because I can't stand the tension. IT'S HEATHER!
Seriously, if this doesn't flip your skirt, I don't know what will. When she wakes up, we're going to go hit the town and get some lunch and top up some phone and oyster and WOOO HOOOO all things good and exciting and fun because HEATHER'S HERE!
Seriously, I've got to go poke her. This is too much excitement to bear.