Happy Heather Day!

Omg guess who is sleeping in my guest bedroom as I type?? GUESS!

Okay, I'll tell you because I can't stand the tension. IT'S HEATHER!

Seriously, if this doesn't flip your skirt, I don't know what will. When she wakes up, we're going to go hit the town and get some lunch and top up some phone and oyster and WOOO HOOOO all things good and exciting and fun because HEATHER'S HERE!

Seriously, I've got to go poke her. This is too much excitement to bear.

I've got a nest on my hand and I can't stop admiring it.

Okay, I'm currently having weird flashbacks to when I posted a photo of my toes on here. And I'm also thinking that my fingers and toes look a little bit too much alike for comfort. But pushing that alarming idea aside for a moment, I wanted to show you my new ring! The wonderful, fabulous LeaLea got it for me as a belated birthday gift and it came in the mail today! She knew I loved a similar one she has, and asked the ring maker to make one for me! You heard me right: this is a handmade, one-of-a-kind treasure. * you are allowed to envy me here * This is perfect on so many levels, what with having a thing for big rings and a thing for birds. I'm slightly worried that wearing a symbolic egg on my hand might excite the fertility gods, but since I've already told my mother I'm pregnant, I'm not too worried.

This will be the best three minutes you spend today.

Who's the best cat in the United States? It's you, Champer-Damper! It's you!