Okay, so you know how sometimes when you're bored, you start to imagine what life would be like if your face was on, say, a billboard, or in an art gallery, or on the cover of a fashion magazine*? Well, WONDER NO LONGER, because the WORLD'S GREATEST WEBSITE does it for you! All you do is pick a format (out of the KAZILLION irresistible options), upload your photo (or, say, the photo of someone you want to mess with), and VOILA! Within seconds, you get this!
If I were an artist debuting my first show, it would probably look alarmingly like the above.
Let's just say that after our amazing day together, I am NOT surprised Dave did this. I've been telling him that there's just no future for us now that I'm with Richard Curtis, but he refuses to listen.
And so a dream can be laid to rest...
Until tomorrow, when I put myself on a wall mural and a bus stop and the dollar bill and a postage stamp.
*I might be alone here.
2 comments:
Good grief that tattoo on Beks is a stunner!
Lookin' GOOD, girlfriend!
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